Harry Potter Athiest

My mom is Harry Potter atheist

She doesn't believe in any of that shit

She doesn't think Dumbledore fought Severus Snape

And she doesn't think that muggles exist

Now, I like reading about Hogwarts

Hermine and Ron are cool

But I don't think that any of that crap really happened

It doesn't mean I'll blow up my school

My dad is a Star Wars denier

He thinks that the force is just lame

He doesn't believe in Lea, Ben Kenobi, or Tatooine

And he doesn't know Darth Vader’s real name

Han Solo is my favorite character

And everyone knows he shot first

And the fifth movies always been tops on my list

And I don't really care which one’s worst

Now just cause Harry Potter didn't happen

And Star Wars is just a nice story

Doesn't mean if you don't think like me and enjoy them

That I don't know they're just allegories

So, can we stop blowing kids in half

In Iran and Iraq

Because they don't believe in that guy Jesus?

And it'd be nice

If I could watch a movie twice

Without worrying about guys shooting up the theater

I think it’s kind of cool

If we could just stop murdering the Jews

And I don't understand

The good book or Quran

And I've never known a bad

Sikh or Muslim

So, what's the big deal if it's real?

My parents live down the street

And even though they don't think like me

I thought think they can live where they feel

My brother’s a D.C. Comic agnostic….